Mele Kalikimaka - Unisex T-Shirt scifi Red cursive script reads "Clairemont

Red cursive script reads "Clairemont Bowl" above smaller red block text reading "SAN DIEGO

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Distressed red text reads "Because He Puts An Addictive Chemical In His Chicken That Makes Ya Crave It" followed by bold red text reading "Fortnightly

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Mele Kalikimaka - Unisex T-Shirt scifi Red cursive script reads "ClairemontPalm trees wrapped in Christmas lights are just Douglas firs in witness protection, quietly thriving where nobody asks about the snow. Half the mainland has been mentally relocating to Hawaii ever since discovering you can skip the frostbite. The Details: A palm tree with a tan trunk and green fronds is draped with strings of multicolored Christmas lights in red, blue, yellow, and green. Rounded white retro tropical lettering across the trunk reads