Derek Zoolander Center for Kids Who Can't Read Good - Unisex Hoodie Color:Dark Heather Calling dibs on the turkey

Calling dibs on the turkey neck at a family dinner is the kind of power move that tells everyone exactly where you rank in the household

Every vape pen in a three-block radius just vanished

Cosmic justice hits different when your bully ends up waxing your family's BMW in the driveway

45 and absolute theological certainty

a small baseball to the left and a Texas state outline to the right

Derek Zoolander Center for Kids Who Can't Read Good - Unisex Hoodie Color:Dark Heather Calling dibs on the turkeyFounding a literacy center when you can't even recognize a scale model from an actual building is bold philanthropic vision. Grammar this bad deserves its own endowment. Inspired by Zoolander. The Details: Arched tan serif text reads "THE DEREK ZOOLANDER" above large tan block text reading "CENTER FOR KIDS" curving around a tan line art portrait of Derek Zoolander. "ESTD" and "2001" flank the portrait, with bold tan text reading "WHO CAN'T READ GOOD"