If You Ain't First You're Last - Talladega Nights - Unisex Tank Top Size:XL garnished with green herbs and

garnished with green herbs and red berries

Smaller text below reads "LINDALE" and "GEORGIA" on either side

A vintage pin-up hula girl in navy and golden-tan reclines holding a cocktail glass

flanked by small star icons

based on extensive personal research into falling down for no reason

If You Ain't First You're Last - Talladega Nights - Unisex Tank Top Size:XL garnished with green herbs andRicky Bobby built an entire career on drunk parenting advice and never once checked the source. Reese finally admits he was high when he said it, but by then the philosophy is sponsor welded to the hood. Inspired by Talladega Nights. The Details: Bold white italic text reads "IF YOU AIN'T" above diagonal racing stripes in yellow, red, white, and blue leading into the oversized word "FIRST." Below, white text reads "YOU'RE LAST" with a white checkered