Death Before Decaf Ceramic Mug 15 oz the boobs are real the smile is fake and a pop of patriotic

and a pop of patriotic attitude—perfect for the woman who wants her outfit to speak and salute

only gets softer with every wash

We’ve all spent a little too much energy pretending to be polite

but on laundry day)

Slightly alarming

Death Before Decaf Ceramic Mug 15 oz the boobs are real the smile is fake and a pop of patrioticSome principles are worth dying for. Caffeine is one of them. Death Before Decaf: the oath, the lifestyle, the mug. This death before decaf mug declares the allegiance in bold print. Full strength or nothing, no exceptions, no substitutions, no mercy. Who this is for: The purist who considers decaf a personal insult The gift for the friend with strong coffee opinions, loudly held Anyone needing a death before decaf mug worn like a badge The loyalist.