Mikey Swingers - Always Wait Two Days - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:2XL Bennett's pivot from chainmail mercenary

Bennett's pivot from chainmail mercenary to carpet cleaning entrepreneur is honestly his most impressive career move

Putting it on a shooting star just makes the creed official

holding a brick-sized 90s phone with an extended antenna to his ear

eating your food

Reconstructing a supreme being from one surviving hand and immediately dressing her in strategic bandage strips is peak future fashion logic

Mikey Swingers - Always Wait Two Days - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:2XL Bennett's pivot from chainmail mercenaryMikey's two day rule lasted about forty five seconds before he speed dialed his way into answering machine infamy. Six messages deep is not money, baby, and everyone knows it from personal experience. Inspired by Swingers. The Details: Arched distressed white block text reads "ALWAYS" above a posterized illustration of Mikey in a white tank top, holding a brick sized 90s phone with an extended antenna to his ear. Below, matching distressed white block