I Survived Judgment Day - Unisex T-Shirt Size:2XL A cartoon illustration of John

A cartoon illustration of John Matrix in a white tank top carries a brown log over one shoulder

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Bold white hand-lettered text reads "IF LOVIN' THE LORD IS" and "WRONG" in a much larger brush-stroke style

Distressed white stencil-style text reads "GET TO" above large white block letters "DA" layered over a gray silhouette of a UH-1 Huey helicopter surrounded by gray tropical palm trees

Golden-amber arched text reads "SPANIARD'S" above large decorative serif lettering reading "GLADIATOR

I Survived Judgment Day - Unisex T-Shirt Size:2XL A cartoon illustration of JohnSurviving 8 29 97 just meant watching Seinfeld instead of dodging Hunter Killers, which says everything about humanity's relationship with nuclear armageddon. Sarah carved that date into a picnic table for nothing. Inspired by Terminator 2. The Details: White uppercase text arcs around the top reading "I SURVIVED JUDGMENT DAY" with "8 29 97" centered at the bottom, separated by bullet points. A grayscale T 800 endoskeleton skull sits centered within