My Retirement Plan is Societal Collapse - Unisex Hoodie hannibal with "TV - PHONES" and

with "TV - PHONES" and "HEATED POOLS" beside it

Founded in 1923

Takashi's only qualifications are a tiny red tricycle and a blood alcohol level that defies medical science

and rounded cheeks

Somewhere a dad just pinned this badge on and saluted his own reflection in the storm door

My Retirement Plan is Societal Collapse - Unisex Hoodie hannibal with "TV - PHONES" andSaving for retirement assumes there's going to be a functioning economy to retire into, which is historically optimistic. Societal collapse at least has the decency not to charge a management fee. The Details: Black distressed text in a rounded retro font reads "MY RETIREMENT PLAN IS" above larger, heavier black block letters reading "SOCIETAL COLLAPSE." Below, a 1930s rubber hose style cartoon bomb character with a smiling face, white gloves, and