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Bold white block text below reads "CUSTODIAL ARTS ACADEMY" over "SHERMER
Heritage branding hits different when your mascot nearly ended civilization
Splitting "Americans" into a motivational pun takes the same energy as a middle school football coach who laminated his personality in 2004
Santa riding a unicorn is what happens when two myths pool their resources and decide credibility was never the point
Distressed orange text reads "507 FEET" above larger orange block lettering reading "SWING AWAY" flanking a halftone portrait of Merrill Hess surrounded by crop circle glyphs
Too Old For This Sheet - Unisex T-Shirt Size:4XL Bold white block text belowGhosts haunting houses at 2 AM clearly never discovered the wingback recliner and basic cable. Once you're holding a coffee mug and a remote by 8: 45 PM, terrorizing the living feels like unpaid overtime. The Details: Bold white retro rounded text reads "TOO OLD FOR THIS" above a larger "SHEET." Below, a cartoon ghost slumps in an orange wingback armchair holding a coffee mug in one hand and a TV remote in the other, black dot eyes and an open mouth