Rule #1 Don't Fall Off The Boat - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Size:M A golden-olive rectangular illustration depicts

A golden-olive rectangular illustration depicts a stylized sun with radiating rays

Smaller white script text at the bottom reads "Greendale

" Flowing white cursive script reads "Blues" with a baseball-style swoosh tail

Shower curtain rings as corporate currency is the kind of hustle that would make Wall Street weep

Bold red block letters outlined in white read "DILF" at center

Rule #1 Don't Fall Off The Boat - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Size:M A golden-olive rectangular illustration depictsBoating safety rules exist exclusively because someone already did the exact thing the sign prohibits. That stick figure mid launch off the stern is just a self portrait for anyone who learned what lake water tastes like at speed. The Details: Orange circle and a blue stick figure falling off a speeding blue motorboat sit above blue water splash lines in a distressed print style. Bold distressed orange block text reads "RULE #1." Blue block text below