I Would Have Chosen Duckie - Unisex T-Shirt bay city holding a golden-yellow beer mug

holding a golden-yellow beer mug topped with white foam

Small-town baseball in rural Utah meant the whole community showed up

Towns like Springfield

Willow Grove

Heavy distressed texture covers the entire composition

I Would Have Chosen Duckie - Unisex T-Shirt bay city holding a golden-yellow beer mugChoosing Duckie is basically admitting the test audiences were cowards and Blane's spine had the structural integrity of a wet prom corsage. That lip sync to "Try a Little Tenderness" deserved a better ending than a consolation dance. Inspired by Pretty in Pink. The Details: Distressed rounded pink lettering reads "I WOULD HAVE CHOSEN" above bold pink Western style serif text reading "DUCKIE." A high contrast portrait of Duckie Dale in pink, white,