Safety Third - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:XL Chunky yellow retro text reads

Chunky yellow retro text reads "I DON'T ROLL ON" above a cartoon portrait of Walter Sobchak's scowling face wearing yellow-tinted aviator sunglasses

Two weathered white five-pointed stars flank bold white text reading "AF" at center

Eugene's Larks joined the Far West League in 1951

It's kind of a smart person's sport

and a tall tower with a disc-shaped top

Safety Third - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:XL Chunky yellow retro text readsRanking safety third implies it still made the list, which is generous for anyone lighting firecrackers like a bouquet at their own funeral. Missing eyebrows every July tell the rest of the story. The Details: Slightly arched white varsity style block text reads "SAFETY THIRD" across the upper chest. Cartoon style hands in skin tone ink appear below, one gripping a bundle of red firecrackers, the other holding a lit lighter approaching the fuse. Fit &