I Teach My Kid to Hit & Steal - Unisex Sweatshirt downey Marty's twelve seconds of shredding

Marty's twelve seconds of shredding deserved a world tour

Soft and breathable

Propaganda posters telling you to skip the joint and hit the gym only work if the guy doesn't look like he replaced his personality with a protein shake

Distressed white bold uppercase text reads "I POOPED TODAY

Distressed red text reads "COLE TRICKLE'S" at the top with green text reading "DRIVING SCHOOL" below

I Teach My Kid to Hit & Steal - Unisex Sweatshirt downey Marty's twelve seconds of shreddingBaseball parents proudly announcing they teach their kids to hit and steal is the only confession that gets applause instead of a visit from child services. Context is doing a lot of heavy lifting on that one. Part of our Defunct Baseball collection, inspired by the vintage Minor League teams of yesteryear. The Details: Arched distressed white serif text reads "I TEACH MY KID" above a weathered white silhouette of a baseball batter mid swing flanked