Ermagerd Sperklers! - Unisex T-Shirt Size:M Red hand-lettered text reads "HOTEL

Red hand-lettered text reads "HOTEL CORAL ESSEX" in the center

Retro mid-century motel sign illustration in green

A small white takeout container icon sits between "TAKEOUT" and "DELIVERY" at the bottom

Elegant cursive only makes the confession look more premeditated

Tucson's Lizards took the diamond in 1932

Ermagerd Sperklers! - Unisex T-Shirt Size:M Red hand-lettered text reads "HOTELSparklers are the participation trophies of fireworks, and screaming about them in 2012 meme dialect is the only honest way to celebrate something that burns out in eleven seconds. A dead internet accent on a dying stick of gunpowder feels patriotically appropriate. The Details: Distressed white arched block text reads "ERMAGERD" across the top. Below, two light blue sparkler stick illustrations radiate red, white, and blue spark bursts, with small