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Somewhere a therapist is billing hourly for what Hollywood did for free

A red cylindrical marquee reads "ROCKET" in white block letters

Employee of the month at All American Burger is the kind of honor that comes with a paper hat and zero career prospects

A black circle with a telephone icon and the word "phone" appears beside "ORchard 4-6789" at the top of a bright yellow rectangular background

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