Beaver Liquor - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Heather Brown and proboscis rendered in a

and proboscis rendered in a vintage engraving style

with scrollwork flourishes beneath

" "MAKE YOU CRY

" and "1985" on either side

" Red text at the bottom reads "WE VANT TO SUCK YOUR BLOOD

Beaver Liquor - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Heather Brown and proboscis rendered in aBeaver Liquor only works because your brain processes it faster than your dignity can intervene. That cheerful cartoon mascot exists solely to give you three seconds of plausible deniability before grandma sounds it out. The Details: Distressed white block text reads "BEAVER LIQUOR" above a cartoon beaver in brown and orange with a white belly, crosshatched flat tail, large front teeth, and a cheerful expression, holding a green bottle. Green text