Dundee's Survival Training - Unisex Sweatshirt bigfoot Bold white text reads "HOWARDS"

Bold white text reads "HOWARDS" with "OPEN" and "HOURS" flanking a circled "24" below

A winged emblem centers a circular badge containing male and female restroom-style stick figure silhouettes

according to a network whose retirement plan involves industrial woodchippers

Stick figures have been silently enduring crosswalks and bathroom doors for decades

and black ink

Dundee's Survival Training - Unisex Sweatshirt bigfoot Bold white text reads "HOWARDS"Knife comparison is the entire curriculum, and graduation requires pulling out something absurd enough to end the conversation. Customer satisfaction is weirdly high despite a zero percent survival rate. Inspired by Crocodile Dundee. The Details: Distressed orange banner text reads "THAT'S A KNIFE!" across the top. An orange circular emblem frames an illustrated portrait of Mick Dundee in a crocodile tooth banded hat, grinning, with two crossed brown