Boating It'll Getcha Wet - Unisex Hoodie fort collins Distressed brown serif text in

Distressed brown serif text in a slightly arched layout reads "WE DON'T RENT PIGS

and whiskers sits above arched distressed white text reading "CLEVELAND

Cream text below reads "Worst case scenario a bear kills you

Posterized illustration of Louis Winthorpe III wearing aviator sunglasses and a red

flanked by yellow kanji characters

Boating It'll Getcha Wet - Unisex Hoodie fort collins Distressed brown serif text inBoating safety literature never uses the word "getcha," and that's how you know exactly which marina gift shop reject aisle this came from. The cabin cruiser illustration is just there so you can point at it when someone's grandmother asks. The Details: Retro 1970s groovy bubble lettering in white reads "BOATING" across the top. A white line art illustration of a cabin cruiser with a flag, windows, and waves beneath it sits centered below. White text