The North Swole - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Black and blue spans the upper

and blue spans the upper center

Lifetime bans from a five-and-dime carry the same weight as exile from Ithaca when you're Everett McGill

Distressed white serif text reads "CHAMPION" above "HONG KONG" and "1988" at the base

George Costanza's face below

Details: Features the covert operation from the 1985 Val Kilmer comedy Real Genius

The North Swole - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Black and blue spans the upperSanta skipping cookies for chicken breast six times a day explains why nobody ever sees him between December 26th and November 30th. Eleven months of bulk season, one night of cardio. The Details: Arched white Gothic text reads "North Swole" above a comic book style illustration of a muscular, shirtless Santa Claus with arms crossed in a bodybuilder pose. Santa wears a red hat with white trim and red pants cinched by a black belt with a golden buckle.