Adams College Homecoming 1984 - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:4XL Coast Guard Youth Auxiliary is

Coast Guard Youth Auxiliary is just the kind of fake heritage label that sells itself

Large light blue script text reads "Johnnys" over a vintage hand-drawn illustration of snow-capped mountains in white and light blue with weathered texture

Negotiating with Hans Gruber using nothing but a Coke and unearned confidence is a power move only Ellis would attempt

White serif text reads "PRESIDENT" above large bold white text reading "TEDDY BOOZEVELT

A golden-yellow nautical rope border frames an oval containing arched green serif text reading "HARBOR" at the top

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