The Last Starfighter - Unisex T-Shirt jackburton1 Arched white outlined block text

Arched white outlined block text reads "HARVARD" in collegiate varsity style

Telling a made guy he's funny is either a death wish or the greatest comedy bit ever improvised over dinner

Villa Capri stood at the crossroads of Hollywood royalty and real Italian cooking from the 1950s through the early 1970s

Mountains described as "hill areas" is the kind of pun that should require a permit and a public safety warning

rendered with distressed halftone texture throughout

The Last Starfighter - Unisex T-Shirt jackburton1 Arched white outlined block textDropping quarters into that cabinet wasn't a waste, it was a military entrance exam from a civilization too desperate to care about your GPA. Centauri's recruitment standards make every other enlistment office look painfully honest. Inspired by The Last Starfighter. The Details: Weathered white bold text reading "DEFEND THE FRONTIER" arches above a circular emblem with dot separators. A distressed red, white, and light blue stylized Gunstar spacecraft