Thou May Ingest a Satchel of Richards - Unisex T-Shirt retro with small towns fielding teams

with small towns fielding teams that packed wooden grandstands on summer evenings

Inspired by Star Trek IV

Places like the Stowell gave Los Angeles its first sense of metropolitan permanence

and amenities like horseback riding and a large swimming pool

one cigarette in his mouth and another held in his raised hand

Thou May Ingest a Satchel of Richards - Unisex T-Shirt retro with small towns fielding teamsMedieval monks spent years illuminating manuscripts by candlelight so that centuries later someone could tell you to eat a bag of dicks in calligraphy. The heraldic lion really sells it, like the insult has been approved by the crown. The Details: A golden yellow heraldic lion crest sits above ornate illuminated manuscript lettering reading "Thou may ingest a Satchel of Richards," with elaborate drop caps on the "T" and "S" featuring scrollwork