Boom Roasted - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:S worn white text reads "JIGAWATTS"

worn white text reads "JIGAWATTS" in bold serif lettering

Arched distressed white bubble letters read "MAN THIS SOME" in a curved semicircle

Greendale's most persistent paperboy makes loan sharks look reasonable

Inspired by Total Recall

Die Hard is a Christmas movie

Boom Roasted - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:S worn white text reads "JIGAWATTS"Putting a turkey between "boom" and "roasted" is the kind of aggressive literalism that belongs on a motivational poster in a break room nobody uses. Thanksgiving finally has a catchphrase with more confidence than the person carving. The Details: Distressed white block text reads "BOOM" in a curved arrangement above a cartoon style golden brown roasted turkey on a white serving platter, with a drumstick bone visible. Curved distressed white block