You Ain't Gettin' Jack Shit - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Size:L Bold black uppercase letters spell

Bold black uppercase letters spell "BREAKING" stacked vertically along the right edge

One second of squinting at the text and suddenly everybody at the party needs a much larger glass of wine

Deluxe (Solid Colors): 100% Ring-Spun Cotton

" "NEW ORLEANS" and "LOUISIANA

Before the Giants ever crossed the bridge from New York

You Ain't Gettin' Jack Shit - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Size:L Bold black uppercase letters spellSanta winking while telling you that you ain't getting jack shit is the most honest message the holidays have ever produced. Coca Cola spent decades building that face just so it could deliver disappointment with rosy cheeks. The Details: Arched white serif text reads "you ain't gettin'" above a mid century illustration of a winking Santa Claus face with rosy cheeks, a red hat trimmed in white fur, a white beard, and a sprig of green holly with red