Krueger Mattress Co. - Unisex T-Shirt Size:3XL Distressed yellow and red block

Distressed yellow and red block text in retro B-movie poster style reads "YOU SPACE BASTARD

reading "READING

I have taken a picture of every steak I have ever eaten there

Cream-colored rectangle with rounded corners

Cartoon illustration of the Mutt Cutts van in side profile

Krueger Mattress Co. - Unisex T-Shirt Size:3XL Distressed yellow and red blockThis funny parody design is a total nightmare in the best way. Krueger Mattress Company promises sweet dreams youll never wake up from, proudly offering "For a Killer Night's Sleep" as its not so comforting slogan. Its the perfect fake business for fans of horror classics, sleep deprived adults, and anyone who finds Freddy just a little too relatable on Monday mornings. Great for Halloween season or just letting people know your sleep schedule is