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bound together by nothing more than a ball and a prayer
Somehow "whistling bungholes" and "crap flappers" didn't raise any red flags at the licensing office
Customer satisfaction is weirdly high despite a zero percent survival rate
and one in a cap with a long flowing beard on the right
but everyone appreciates the commitment to plausible deniability
Hans Gruber Christmas Crew - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:M bound together by nothing moreGruber's crew cleaned up nice for the holiday card, listing every henchman like distant cousins you only hear from once a year. Their love language is C4 and bearer bonds, but the Santa hats really sell it. Inspired by Die Hard. The Details: A black and white posterized group photo depicts Hans Gruber's crew, each edited with red Santa hats. Red cursive script below reads "Merry Christmas" with green italic text reading "With Love" underneath. A