Blow Me NES Cartridge Parody - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Yellow The English language spent thousands

The English language spent thousands of years evolving just so "taters" and "haters" could rhyme and end every argument before it starts

Negotiating with Hans Gruber using nothing but a Coke and unearned confidence is a power move only Ellis would attempt

Earning Employee of the Month right before telling customers exactly where to shove their fish is the most beautifully doomed achievement in fast food history

Striking Lanes stood at the corner of Golf and Elmhurst Roads in Mt

Angular white Greek-style text reads "JAVELIN TOSS" around a diagonal javelin flanked by purple-socked sneakers mid-stride

Blow Me NES Cartridge Parody - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Yellow The English language spent thousandsBlowing into an NES cartridge was a religious sacrament performed by every kid who confused spit with engineering. Nintendo said it never worked, but Nintendo also thought the Power Glove was a good idea. The Details: Gray flat graphic of a classic NES game cartridge with a red label area, ridged grip on the left side, and a small downward pointing triangle near the bottom center. Red serif text reading "BLOW ME" sits inside a rounded rectangular