American As Apple Pie - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Maroon no survivors

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American As Apple Pie - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Maroon no survivorsApple pie became America's entire personality because no one wanted to claim the runner up, which was probably manifest destiny or ranch dressing. Stamping "as" on an apple like a rebus puzzle is the most aggressively sincere thing since a town bicentennial float. The Details: Curved cream serif text reads "American" in a vintage style with distressed texture. A retro illustration of an apple pie slice in tan and golden tones sits beside a red apple