Why Don't You Make Like a Tree and Get Out of Here - Unisex Tank Top western Distressed white hand-lettered italic script

Distressed white hand-lettered italic script reads "Screws Fall Out All The Time" in a stacked

Inspired by The Great Outdoors

is the clothing equivalent of a hostage reading their own ransom note in two accents

Double-needle stitching for durability

Green serif text reading "ESTD" and "1985" flanks a gray circular saw blade icon at the bottom

Why Don't You Make Like a Tree and Get Out of Here - Unisex Tank Top western Distressed white hand-lettered italic scriptBiff delivering a botched idiom with Rhodes Scholar confidence is peak bully energy, and it only takes him fifty years to realize trees leave. Nobody in his crew ever corrected him because they're all flying at the same altitude. Inspired by Back to the Future. The Details: Distressed white arched text reads "WHY DON'T YOU" above "MAKE LIKE A," surrounding a detailed green deciduous tree illustration with a brown trunk. Bold oversized white text reads