Chet's Greasy Pork Sandwiches - Long Sleeve T-Shirt edinburg Zombie housewives crawling out of

Zombie housewives crawling out of graves in their Sunday best is just the morning commute with better posture

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Nothing says recovery program like tube socks and a backpack full of trail mix

Distressed cream serif text reads "ALEXANDRIA

rendered in red and olive tones with a heavy red glow behind him

Chet's Greasy Pork Sandwiches - Long Sleeve T-Shirt edinburg Zombie housewives crawling out ofChet's franchise expansion proves that contempt is a viable business model when your signature dish doubles as a punishment. Somehow a guy who peaked in tube socks built an empire on open hostility and health code violations. Inspired by Weird Science. The Details: Retro cartoon portrait of Chet smirking with a cigar tops a red sign shape, with yellow script reading "Chet's" and yellow text reading "SINCE 1985." Red block letters on a yellow marquee