You Old Sailor You - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:XL Bold white serif text reads

Bold white serif text reads "WRANGLERS" below

and open mouth

White serif text below reads "HUGE SACK

Ordering from David's means your noodles arrive cold

Getting turned into a pile of crap barely dented that swagger

You Old Sailor You - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:XL Bold white serif text readsChazz Reinhold delivering a concession speech in a silk robe while eating meatloaf is peak dirtbag sensei energy. Wrapping his filthiest compliment in nautical decor is like hiding a grenade in a Cape Cod throw pillow. Inspired by Wedding Crashers. The Details: Distressed white text reads "YOU MOTORBOATING SON OF A BITCH!" surrounded by gold rope borders and small white seagull silhouettes. A gray anchor sits centered above gold text reading "SAILOR"