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" White serif text reads "ADAMS COLLEGE • 1984" above small golden-yellow text reading "POWERED BY TRICHLOROMETHYLENE" and a checkered racing emblem
Arched distressed white block text reads "SQUAD GOALS" in a curved layout
Everyone who reads your chest becomes a willing participant in the lowest stakes IQ test ever administered
and nobody else even got the invite
flanked by "19" and "85" in matching distressed type
Things Rick Astley Will Never Do - Unisex Sweatshirt iconic80s90s " White serif text readsRickrolling usually requires a fake link and plausible deniability, but wearing the checklist version in broad daylight is a power move. Bureaucratic formatting is the only thing that could make getting pranked by a stranger's torso feel legally binding. The Details: Bold white text reads "THINGS RICK ASTLEY WILL NEVER DO:" across the top. A white halftone portrait of Rick Astley with voluminous 1980s hair sits beside a checklist of unchecked items: