Grab Your Balls We're Going Bowling - Unisex T-Shirt san francisco Cream text below reads "Worst

Cream text below reads "Worst case scenario a bear kills you

Arched distressed white serif text reads "I ATE AN" across the top

Two champagne flutes filled with a golden liquid are positioned on either side of the bottle

and purple bands frames a digital illustration of a fluffy white poodle with its tongue out

but technically your mom can't say anything about it

Grab Your Balls We're Going Bowling - Unisex T-Shirt san francisco Cream text below reads "WorstBowling's only sport where yelling "grab your balls" in public gets a laugh instead of a police report. That 1950s Brylcreem aesthetic is doing more plausible deniability work than a corporate lawyer. Part of our Retro Bowling collection, featuring the defunct alleys of yesteryear. The Details: Arched distressed golden yellow text reads "GRAB YOUR BALLS" across the top, flanked by starburst and sparkle accents. A 1950s style illustration of a bowler