American As Apple Pie - Unisex Tank Top Color:Navy Large angular red text reads

Large angular red text reads "AUTOBAHN" in distorted stacked typography across the top

Assman license place design inspired by Seinfeld

and anyone who believes that justice sounds better with a Hawaiian backdrop

" Between two horizontal lines

Leagues filled the lanes every weeknight

American As Apple Pie - Unisex Tank Top Color:Navy Large angular red text readsApple pie became America's entire personality because no one wanted to claim the runner up, which was probably manifest destiny or ranch dressing. Stamping "as" on an apple like a rebus puzzle is the most aggressively sincere thing since a town bicentennial float. The Details: Curved cream serif text reads "American" in a vintage style with distressed texture. A retro illustration of an apple pie slice in tan and golden tones sits beside a red apple