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Large cream circle sits above a layered coastal scene rendered in golden-yellow

HILLSIDE" and "HARRY" beneath

Nature's most overengineered introvert deserves more respect and fewer highway incidents

Small spaced-out golden-yellow serif text reads "WRITTEN AND" above "DIRECTED BY" in a distressed vintage style

A vintage halftone illustration centers a campfire with orange-amber flames over stacked tan and olive logs

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