Inspired by Guardians of the Galaxy Non Biological Dad T-Shirt breadcrumb-darth-vader and will survive any Sarlacc

and will survive any Sarlacc pit

and Enter the Dragon

This Predator shirt shows the creature known as a Yautja from the hit 1987 Arnold Schwarzenegger movie

Beavis would pull his shirt over his head

This t-shirt features an image of Bayside High's Zack Morris

Inspired by Guardians of the Galaxy Non Biological Dad T-Shirt breadcrumb-darth-vader and will survive any SarlaccIn the Guardians of the Galaxy storyline, Star Lord was raised by Yondu Udonta. Yondu essentially adopted Star Lord, but told him that he would eat him and that the only reason he kept him around is that his small size made him useful for "thieving". When Star Lord was a child, he would tell his classmates that his father was David Hasselhoff, who was never around because he was busy filming episodes of Knight Rider or putting on concerts in Germany.