I Wonder if Pizza Thinks About Me Too - Unisex T-Shirt hawaii IN THIS LIFE OR THE

IN THIS LIFE OR THE NEXT

A distressed white hand-sketched illustration depicts a one-room schoolhouse with a bell tower

Curved orange text reads "SKANK + GUTTERBOYS" above two illustrated portrait busts flanked by "ESTD" and "1986

hand-brushed white ichthys fish symbol sits beneath the text as a decorative flourish

Features side-seamed construction for a premium feel

I Wonder if Pizza Thinks About Me Too - Unisex T-Shirt hawaii IN THIS LIFE OR THEPizza occupying the same brain space as an ex is at least an upgrade in reliability. Pepperoni has never ghosted anyone at 2 AM, and that kind of emotional consistency deserves commitment. The Details: Distressed white arched text reads "I WONDER IF" across the top. Bold condensed distressed white lettering reads "PIZZA" as the dominant central element. Smaller distressed white uppercase text below reads "THINKS ABOUT ME TOO." Fit & Fabric: Deluxe