I Cook My Turkey the Old Fashioned Way - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:3XL Just don’t expect TC to

Just don’t expect TC to be thrilled about any unauthorized detours

Cats present their anus to you like it's a gift they spent all morning wrapping

Santa eats billions of cookies annually with zero accountability and somehow remains the most trusted man in the world

they're a casualty report

" with scattered sparkle stars

I Cook My Turkey the Old Fashioned Way - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:3XL Just don’t expect TC toPerformative helplessness around a turkey is a skill refined over decades, passed down like a family heirloom nobody asked for. Asking "need any help?" once and accepting no is basically a recipe at this point. The Details: Bold black block text reads "I COOK MY TURKEY THE OLD FASHIONED WAY" above and around a vintage hand drawn illustration of a roasted turkey on a platter in reddish brown tones with dark green herb garnishes. Orange text in