Dapper in the Dark Eye Candy you grab your head and

you grab your head and pretend to have a spontaneous ice cream headache

* appears out of nowhere

These teal sunglasses with purple lenses will transport you to an otherworldly carnival of neon lights and dancing dinosaurs

Full UV400 protection from the sun and giant flaming clown heads with shark teeth

You're just having Hellhound Hallucinations

Dapper in the Dark Eye Candy you grab your head andPosition Available: Mysterious Stranger at Social Gatherings. Responsibilities include looking effortlessly cool, making unforgettable first impressions, and somehow becoming the most interesting person in the room. Only requirementwearing these iconic round shades.